Why do people insist on pressing the already-lit buttons on an elevator when they board? Or come up to the button you just pressed indicating you’d like to go up, and press it again? Do they think it makes the elevator go faster? Do they think they’re doing something productive? It makes no sense. Why else would I be standing there?
The New Yorker article on elevators taught me that the door-close buttons do not work in any elevator built since the mid-90s. So, don’t press those either unless you’re a fireman or maintenence person and have the key!